so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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