My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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