Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
The fact that Iβm not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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