pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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