i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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