Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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