peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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