sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
