omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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