Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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