Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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