Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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