ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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