her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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