i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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