I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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