He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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