so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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