That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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