She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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