The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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