I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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