why didn't you poke me back
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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