Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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