I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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