It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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