someone get that fucking seahorse.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
