THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
