love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
