trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
The Olympian is in my bed
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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