Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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