If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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