check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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