I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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