he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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