there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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