Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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