O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
