Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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