that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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