Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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