What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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