she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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