Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he shaved USA in his pubs
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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