His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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