We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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