Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
