He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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