so explain again why im purple
no
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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