you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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