So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize
