never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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