Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize