did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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