Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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