Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize