he shaved USA in his pubs
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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